GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular website match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic